NFC Championship Drinking Game

Too wimpy (or poor or lazy) to brave the NFC Championship Game in person? Well, see if you can handle this challenge. Starting with the FOX NFL Pre-Game at 5 PM, take a drink any time someone on the game broadcast says “cold.” You must take four (in honor of Terry Bradshaw’s I.Q.) drinks every time you hear the phrase “frozen tundra.”

This game is particularly recommended for anyone with Monday off in honor of the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday.

Note that Jeff Robbins, Channel 3000, WISC-TV, Morgan Murphy Media, or any of their employees, subsidaries, or parent companies does not endorse the drinking of anything with more alcohol content than an O’Douls or anything with more ginseng than a Diet Pepsi Max. You’re on your own.

Enjoy the game. In light of the temperatures and of Eli Manning being completely thrown off his game because those crafty geniuses at WLUK pulled their regular Seinfeld rerun (yeah, right), I’m amending my final score prediction to be Packers 17, Giants 10.

(Actually, what WLUK should have done instead of pulling the show altogether is schedule “The Bris” episode of Seinfeld, which is undoubtedly the worst Seinfeld episode of all time. That would have stuck in Eli’s craw more.)

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